Total Medals Earned: 671 (From 152 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,160 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (65/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Be faster than the elevator
Manage to trap yourself
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/190 points)
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
I was never good at remembering names.
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/40 points)
You become a knight, hurray!
You become the count, hurray!
You feel your life crumble in your hands...
You got trolled!
Medals Earned: 3/16 (25/380 points)
Complete the poem and get fatty's clothes
Defeat the sailor in Oh, Ship!
Get kicked out of the city
Kill the boatman
Scare away the ram
Complete all divisions in the colosseum
Help all of the G-units
Don't kill the boatman
Fly to mount Olympus
Knock out the farm boy
Complete Hades' game
Make Cuboy say "I am upside down" in Fly High Mountain Guy
Complete the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/14 (45/500 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Let history take its course.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Beat the game
Beat the game without taking damage
Medals Earned: 2/13 (20/155 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (130/180 points)
die 10 times in one game
achieve your highest power level
discover the secret ending
obtain the power of the shrine
defeat the shrine without dying once
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/250 points)
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!